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The Daily Halfasskan is the Daily Nebraskan's annual joke issue published on April Fool's Day.

The articles published in the Halfasskan are meant for entertainment purposes only and are by no means to be taken seriously. Any use of or similarities to real people or events, save public figures and events, are accidental and purely coincidental.

Wrestling team redefines sexy for 12-month calendar

Eight months ago, Nebraska wrestling made waves in the gay porn industry after two of its members posed and performed for Web site Fratmen.tv. Today, they’re stirring up the same kind of excitement – on purpose. Full story

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McCook man has his singular sight set on suing Dreamworks

A partially blind man filed a lawsuit Tuesday against the makers of the new “Monsters vs. Aliens” film on the grounds that the 3D motion picture discriminates against the sight-impaired.

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Campus goes up in happy flames as Crook usurps ASUN power

Less than a month after ASUN elections, the balance of power at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has shifted yet again. Early this morning, external vice president Amanda Crook seized power in what’s sure to be known as the cutest coup d’état of the millennium.

Homeless, cuddly campus cats mutate, kill ruthlessly

A "sea of red" has been brought upon the campus by a horde of marauding mutant feral cats that began a wave of brutal attacks on students, faculty and staff around noon Tuesday.

Professor proclaims own writings as banal, thoughtless

Students in Dr. C.G. Winchester III’s “Classics of the 20th Century” class are bewildered by the professor’s latest assigned text.

Amish join rest of world in hate for Daily Nebraskan

Elder Josiah Write issued an edict earlier this month calling for the Amish communities in Nebraska to boycott the Daily Nebraskan, according to a March 8 letter he sent to the DN.

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Tennis coach dispenses hateful remarks, upsets team

The University of Nebraska-Lincoln athletic department has been fielding an onslaught of angry calls and letters after highly controversial comments were issued by men’s tennis head coach Kerry McDermott yesterday.

Lacy ain’t so tight-laced anymore, reports say

Ultra-conservative University of Nebraska-Lincoln student Andrew Lacy may have something to hide.